Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts

Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Ultimate 25 Smile Quotes of 2015

Best Ever Smile Quotes For Smile

Most Romantic Couple of smiling
Most of the Quotes play some kind of encouragement role in our life, Like if you read smile quotes it will automatically bring smile on your face. So get ready, we have 25 beautiful smile quotes collections. These wording can give you some kind of peace and happiness to your mind.

25 Smile Quotes Collection

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.
Mother Teresa

Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts.

Monday, 18 May 2015

Famous Funny Quotes of 2015

Beautiful Collection of Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes of 2015
Life without fun and humor is boring so today with this post you will enjoy 20 beautiful Collection of Famous funny quotes of 2015. These funny Quotes will bring smile on your face, Lets enjoy the life with fun and humor. 

20 Funny Quotes

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
Calvin Coolidge

Mark Twain Funny and Logical Quotes

Unique Quotes of Mark Twain

Mark Twain Funny and Logical Quotes
Mark Twain is an adventurer and wily intellectual writer, he wrote the classic American novels The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. These novels are fully loaded with fun and entertainment. Most of his writing give some kind of message from our life. These Messages are full loaded with humor. Here we have top 20 Mark Twain Quotes. 

Saturday, 16 May 2015

American Author & Humorist Mark Twain Quotes

Best Ever Humorist Mark Twain Quotes

Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American author and humorist. He wrote The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and its sequel, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, the latter often called "The Great American Novel" Mark Twain, greats author with humorist who gave lots of interesting Material to people for laugh but in his witting you can see really deep truth of life. His writing is unique. Here we have some of interesting Quotes Collection of Mark Twain.

Top Most 20 Best Quotes of Mark Twain

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
Mark Twain

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
Mark Twain

Friday, 15 May 2015

Top 20 Funny Quotes with Funny Logic

Amazing Funny Quotes with Funny Logic

Top 20 Funny Quotes with Funny Logic
Life is really short so don't take it seriously, just try to live your life with full Swing and laugh with our amazing Funny Quotes collection of twenty different authors, These Quotes will bring Great smile on your face so get ready to smile and enjoy these lovely quotes. 

20 Funny Quotes 


Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Margaret Mead

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
W. H. Auden

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Anthony Burgess

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.
Paul Simon

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
James A. Garfield

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Bill Hicks

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Chris Rock

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn

Monday, 11 May 2015

Top Most Inspirational Quotes with Positive Attitude

Positive and Inspirational Life Quotes with Pictures

Some people need some kind of inspiration to do some thing in their life, Here we bring top most positive and Inspirational Quotes to give them positive kick in their life, Read this quotes and try to get charge again in your life to fight with your problems. Because some time we just need to hear or read something which can give us little confidence. I load my article with Ten positive and motivational Quotes to give you a Confidence. So best of luck and enjoy the article.

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes with positive thoughts

Top Ten Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Top Most Inspirational Quotes

Sunday, 10 May 2015

Top Ten Funny Facts of Life Quotes

Crazy Thoughts of  Funny Facts of Life Quotes

Top Ten Funny Facts of Life Quotes
Funny Facts of Life
Each of us have some experience of Funny facts of life which sometime surprise us and give us time or moment to laugh, Here in this post i bring Top ten Funny facts of Life Quotes by Popular Philosopher. So if you also experience these kinds of facts in your life please share with us in comment box and let the other people to laugh and enjoying that moment. 

Top Ten Funny Facts of Life 

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 
Rita Rudner-

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep. 
Anonymous-

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Walter Bagehot-
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing. 
Henry Louis Mencken-

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. 
Simpsons-

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. 
Sam Levenson-

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. 
Charles M. Schulz-

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen-
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. 
Louis Hector Berlioz-

In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. 
Anonymous-